Cheese, anyone?

Dear Jon:

We were out for pizza at a local establishment one day. We ordered a huge pizza to split. As always, you were interested in the condiments--salt and pepper shakers, red peppers and parmesan cheese. When you put a slice of pizza on your plate, you tried to shake out some cheese on it. You were having trouble, so I offered to help. I hit the back of the shaker, and all of a sudden, the lid came off, and the entire contents of the shaker (did I mention it was full?) came out on top of your pizza. Everyone froze in anticipation of your reaction. I expected you to flip out and say that you want nothing to do with this pizza. Instead, you smiled and said, "Thanks, Mommy. No more cheese."